seven ¬ voice

[enterpainment]

... I don't understand why there is no appreciation for yogilates! Kids these days, I tell you. [Says the sixteen-year-old.] Yoga! And pilates! How could the both of those combined not be appealing?

Well, if anyone is sick of canoeing or shooting things or campfire songs, then I promise it's a very relaxing and rewarding activity. Yogilates, I mean.

[Jamie thinks he probably would've been safer with football. Not that he is actually any good at playing it himself, he just likes watching other people play it. But is he any good at teaching yogilates? WHO KNOWS.]

Comments

[enterpainment]

How is being fit gay? It's a respectable exercise method!

[designedtoparty]

Are you serious? You may as well throw gymnastics and ballet in there, while you're at it. Make it a full set.

Even the girls are going to be weirded out by your yogis, or whatever.

[enterpainment]

Yogilates. It is a simple enough name to remember! Besides, if people like both yoga and pilates, why wouldn't they like them being combined? It just seems like better time management to me!

[designedtoparty]

But what if they only like one of them? Or don't like either of them? You're really cutting down on your target audience here.

[enterpainment]

If they don't like either of them, then that is very tragic. And if they only like one, then they should give yogilates a chance! [Grumble grumble.]

[designedtoparty]

You just don't want to admit it's a shit sport.