Mar. 6th, 2011

enterpainment: (UNIMPRESSED.)
[The feed opens with Jamie sitting somewhere in Xanadu. Yes, he is very far away from his apartment for good reason.] 

Okay, City. I have a question. It's very important. 

[And then Jamie holds up a knife.] Do roommates generally go around leaving knives under your pillow? Is it somewhere in the unwritten roommate agreement? If it is, it's something you'd think they'd mention beforehand. "Oh, sorry, I have a slight obsession with knives. You may sometimes find them in your bedding." Really, it's just common courtesy! It couldn't be something like... like finger puppets or refreshing mints or anything, could it? No, it had to be knives. I don't know why I'm surprised!

[He huffs, then finally shuts the feed off.]
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