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Feb. 5th, 2011 10:36 am—oh. Okay. Great. One minute I’m in the kitchen with my mother and she's showing me just how good with golf clubs she really is and the next… I'm standing next to a creepy carousel that ticks. That’s lovely, that is. Very… festive. Did I randomly teleport to the travelling circus? Because I have to say, I didn’t see that one coming.
It’s either that or… or a very skilled kidnapping. And oh, look, they’ve given me a—mobile phone? Wow, that must be a new thing. I haven’t seen that in any of the movies. Well, it wasn’t very smart on their part since… I’ll just… counter by giving them a—a huge phone bill!
[Pause pause pauuuse. Jamie realises that that “recording” light has been red this whole time.] Oh. Um. Hello? I didn’t know mobile phones could record… you have to excuse me, I’m—I’m not very good with technology. See, I even burn toast. And once I tried to put rice in the toaster. … It doesn’t work out very well, in case you wanted to know.
Uh—anyway! I’m Jamie. Or James. But Jamie is better. And I’m… very, very lost. So if any of you potential kidnappers or kidnappees know where I am, or where we are, or just the general geographical location, could you please enlighten me? And if anyone’s seen a girl with pink hair or a woman wielding a golf club, it would be really good if you could point me in their direction. Um. Cheers!
It’s either that or… or a very skilled kidnapping. And oh, look, they’ve given me a—mobile phone? Wow, that must be a new thing. I haven’t seen that in any of the movies. Well, it wasn’t very smart on their part since… I’ll just… counter by giving them a—a huge phone bill!
[Pause pause pauuuse. Jamie realises that that “recording” light has been red this whole time.] Oh. Um. Hello? I didn’t know mobile phones could record… you have to excuse me, I’m—I’m not very good with technology. See, I even burn toast. And once I tried to put rice in the toaster. … It doesn’t work out very well, in case you wanted to know.
Uh—anyway! I’m Jamie. Or James. But Jamie is better. And I’m… very, very lost. So if any of you potential kidnappers or kidnappees know where I am, or where we are, or just the general geographical location, could you please enlighten me? And if anyone’s seen a girl with pink hair or a woman wielding a golf club, it would be really good if you could point me in their direction. Um. Cheers!
